You are the crustiest two by twice, hair-brained gazeke on Gawd’s earth,
Shake those gunboats of yours and evaporate.
GOOD NIGHT!”
* * *
Answer This One, Girls
He—“I am going to ask you a question. If you answer ‘yes,’ you mean ‘no,’ but if you do not answer, I am to have a kiss.”
She, after much deliberation—“All right, ‘shoot’.”
He—“If I should kiss you, would you be angry?”
She—“——”