You are the crustiest two by twice, hair-brained gazeke on Gawd’s earth,

Shake those gunboats of yours and evaporate.

GOOD NIGHT!”

* * *

Answer This One, Girls

He—“I am going to ask you a question. If you answer ‘yes,’ you mean ‘no,’ but if you do not answer, I am to have a kiss.”

She, after much deliberation—“All right, ‘shoot’.”

He—“If I should kiss you, would you be angry?”

She—“——”