Letter flutter.

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Dear Keptin—What is the quickest lunch you ever heard of?—Pholush A. Ginn.

Hasty pudding on a Jewish Fast day.

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Dear Captain Billy—I have several gentlemen friends whom I would like to give presents to on Christmas. Would you kindly give me a list of suggestions?—Miss Goo C. Lou.

Below are ten suggestions which I think would make gifts appreciated by almost any man:

1.A quart of hootch.
2.A quart of hootch.
3.A quart of hootch.
4.A quart of hootch.
5.A quart of hootch.
6.A quart of hootch.
7.A quart of hootch.
8.A quart of hootch.
9.A quart of hootch.
10.A quart of hootch.

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