No, that’s a secret still.
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Dear Captain Billy—I am informed that it is absolutely proper for a lady to shake hands when sitting. If so, has the gentleman the same privilege?—Minnie Haha.
When shaking hands in this glorious land of the free and the home of the Drys, a Gentleman does it standing, a lady has the privilege of shaking sitting down, and a Dog does it standing on three legs.
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Dear Captain—What makes the ocean so blue?—T. N. T.
Because it has to embrace so many objectionable people.
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Dear Bill—Why does a chicken cross the road?—Slim Jim.
Because she sees some fellow over there who looks like easy picking.