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Essence of Sweet Peas
“The mean old thing wouldn’t lettuce.”
“Can we take a little spin-ach?”
“No, I’ll see my car-rot first.”
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There is something mysteriously attractive about all mysteries—except hash.
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A request has come from a Philadelphia reader that all our jokes be written on tissue paper so that he can see through them.
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