May Have Better Luck

(From Sedalia Correspondence of Rogers Democrat)

Mrs. Albert Evans didn’t have good luck with her incubator. She had only thirty little chicks, but she is undaunted and she is setting again.

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Mary wears her new short skirt,

Cut just about in half;

Who cares a slam ’bout Mary’s lamb,

Now we can see her calf?

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The woman with a past is always glad to see a man with a present.