Something to Worry About
The pulse of Napoleon is said to have made only 50 beats a minute.
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According to new regulations in the British army, each soldier in barracks is allowed 600 cubic feet of air space, and if the diet of the British soldier is the same as that of the Yank, the 600 feet is none too much.
Our Rural Mail Box
Dorothy—Your friend has been spoofing you. Beware of freak poker games. If you want to bet, cross the line to Tiajuana.
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George—Stick ’em under the mattress to crease ’em but don’t have the baby in bed.