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Stock Clerk—There is only one sure way of making money following the ponies.
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Madame Bozo—Stout women should not wear tight waists. Sizes up to 48 bust in basement.
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Howsitt Pheal—You won’t mind wearing amber glasses in the Islands, Howsitt, you’ll get color blind anyhow.
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Dottie—When he begins by saying, “Little girl, I’m old enough to be your father”—well, look out!
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George—It is rude for a man to fall asleep while his wife is talking, but a man has to sleep some time.