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Nisbet—You’re like the Scotchman who said “Don’t be backward in coming forward.”

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Luscious Lizzie—It is not considered correct table manners to blow on your coffee to cool it. You had better pour it in your saucer.

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Silas Sawyer—Chewing tobacco is all right in its place. Refrain, however, from using it for decorative purposes.

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Al B. Kirk—A Whuzzat is a trained tobacco-chewing dog employed by the Southern Railway to run alongside of fast express trains to spit on the coach trucks to keep the hot boxes from burning.

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