Fat Man—Your meaning is not quite clear. Do I understand you to say you cannot dance except with a concave partner?
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Johnny—I can’t use your story of the stove-pipe. It isn’t clean.
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Sapp—If you want a set of teeth inserted, would advise that you go and kick some cross bull dog.
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Restauranteur—A swell meal would be dried apples and water, and you can get a chicken dinner for ten cents at any feed store.
A Christmas Gift!
Whiz Bang’s greatest book—The Winter Annual Pedigreed Follies of 1921-22—hot off the press. Orders are now being mailed. There will be no delay as long as the supply lasts. If your news stand’s quota is sold out—