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Deciding the Race
Pat and Mike were to run a race to a tree by different routes.
Pat—“If oi get there first oi’ll make a mark on the tree with this chalk, Mike, and if you get there first you rub it off.”
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The Old Boy’s Chatter
The fellow who marries a bow-legged girl these days has no excuse that he can’t see what he’s getting.
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He doesn’t dress so neat on work days, but he wears his new hat on his week end.