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This Bends in the Middle
Santa Claus played a dirty trick on the bow-legged girls, didn’t he?
Why?
See what he put in their stockings!
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Another Version of It
No matter how pretty a bow-legged girl may be; she is always in bad shape.
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Did you ever go to the postoffice to attend the graduation exercises of a correspondence school class?