“See ze beautiful valley,” said the guide to Paddy, pointing below.
“Sure,” stormed the Irishman, “if it’s so dom beautiful in the valley what the divil for did you bring me ’way up here?”
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And He Got It
“You are working too hard,” said a policeman to a man who was drilling a hole in a safe at 2:00 o’clock in the morning.
“What do you mean?” asked the burglar in a disconcerted tone.
“I mean you need arrest,” answered the policeman.
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It Rained Keys, Bo!
I met a wonderful girl yesterday afternoon, and she invited me up to her apartment. That night she told me to stand in front of the door and whistle three times and she would throw down the key.