Boys, I never saw so many keys in all my life.
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I could print a lot of real funny stories, but what’s the use, you would only laugh at them.
Questions and Answers
Dear Capt. Billy—What is the first thing that turns green in the spring?—Uppan Attim.
Christmas jewelry.
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Dear Captun: My kid brother’s a great chicken chaser. He came home late last night all dizzy; d’you think he was drinkin’ or what’s the matter?—Ida Sinkey.