‘Swimmin’ in the head.

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Dear Whiz Bang Bill—Is there much food values in dates?—Ona Dyett.

It all depends on who you make them with.

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Dear Captain—What is a Sly Oodle?—Nat. U. List.

’Tis a small weasel that sleeps in the crotch of a tree, and swallows its nose to keep it from freezing.

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Dear Capt. Billy—A fellow asked me a funny question the other day. Why is a crow? Seems sort of silly. Do you know the answer?—M. T. Kann.

That’s easy. Caws.