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Dear Capt. Billy—What is a sculptor?—Cant E. Lope.
A man that makes faces and busts.
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Dear Capt. Billy—What is dust?—Hose Ette.
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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Dear Capt. Billy—Is hair tonic a good drink?—J. Fewbrains.
Would advise you not to drink hair tonic as it will raise a mustache on your appendix and if you should laugh you would tickle yourself to death.
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