Dear Farmer Bill—Please inform me where milk comes from.—A City Girl.
From cow faucets.
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Dear Capt. Billy—If my father was a duke and my mother was a duchess, what would that make me?—Watts D. Yoos.
Why, I guess you would be Duke’s Mixture.
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Dear Captain—Tell me something interesting about auction bridge.—Adeline Moore.
All we know about is Brooklyn Bridge, and that is just one long suspense.
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