A. The one pops the question, the other questions the pop.
Mrs. R. saw the heading of a paragraph in the Times, of Monday. Feb. 27, "Jade in Upper Burmah." She laid the paper down, and exclaimed, "Dear me! I wonder who she is!"
If we ever do adopt Bimetallism, it is evident, from Mr. Gladstone's masterly speech, that holders of Consols will obtain very little consol-ation.
PILL-DOCTOR HERDAL.
(Translated from the Original Norwegian by Mr. Punch)
[Prefatory Note. The original title, Mester-Pijl-drögster Herdal, would sound a trifle too uncouth to the Philistine ear, and is therefore modified as above, although the term "drögster," strictly speaking, denotes a practitioner who has not received a regular diploma.]