That Bull may not only know them but their fruits.


The Seven Ages of Man.—Cot-age (Infancy), Trot-age (Nursery Toddler), Hot-age (Youth), Shot-age (Sport), Knot-age (Matrimonial), "Pot"-age (Celebrity), and Dot-age (Senility).


The Real Fall of Man.—Falling in love!


HOLIDAY CHARACTER STUDIES.

Mrs. Stanley Bounderson (née Martha Fullalove, the Liverpool heiress). "What would Doady do, if his loving little Wifey didn't carry his great heavy Waterproof for him when it leaves off Raining, and he wants to Smoke?"