Mr. Stanley Bounderson (alias Doady). "He'd carry it himself, I suppose!"

Jones, Q.C. (aside to Mrs. Jones). "Yes; and be twice as fond of his little Wifey into the bargain, you bet!"

[Which is best, to love much, like Mrs. S. B, or be much loved, like Mrs. J.?


DON'T "COME UNTO THESE YELLOW SANDS"!

Mr. P. (sleepily). "GO AWAY—GO AWAY!—I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!"


DON'T "COME UNTO THESE YELLOW SANDS"!

Or, The Sleepy Sage and the Blameful Ethiopians.