MRS. MAMMON.
[One of the latest journalistic attractions is said to be "finance made easy"—for ladies!]
What? Finance made easy for ladies?—
If that's the last conquest of Mammon,
"Sweet home" may henceforth be a Hades,
Domestic enjoyment mere gammon.
To babies, and bonnets, and kisses
'Tis sacred; and O 'twere a pity,
To find our fair matrons and misses
Devoted to "Funds" and "the City."
Let home be all innocent honey;
With (she) Bulls and Bears do not rend it.
All women should know about money
Is what they know now—how to spend it!
A NEW RACE IN AFRICA!
Arrival of the Uganda Express. (Twenty Minutes ahead of Time.)