THE WHY AND THE WHEREFORE.
Porter (to passenger). Where for? Passenger. Wye.
And Porter does not reply, "'Cos I want to know," but puts a label on passenger's portmanteau accordingly.
PROTESTING TOO MUCH.
"And I hope you're a Member of the Church of England?"
Applicant for Situation as Pace boy. "Oh yes, Ma'am—very High!"