THE WHY AND THE WHEREFORE.

Porter (to passenger). Where for? Passenger. Wye.

And Porter does not reply, "'Cos I want to know," but puts a label on passenger's portmanteau accordingly.


PROTESTING TOO MUCH.

"And I hope you're a Member of the Church of England?"

Applicant for Situation as Pace boy. "Oh yes, Ma'am—very High!"