"Maud darling, did you see my last massage?... Ada."

No, Ada, but she heard about it. Stick to it and you'll soon be down to twelve-stone-five again.


"In the Italian Chamber, on the 12th instant, there was only a majority of Bill. It is believed that the Giolitti Cabinet is tottering.—Ostasiatischer Lloyd."

North China Herald.

Gulielmo's casting vote cannot save them every time.


"On his motor-trip he never met any cat travelling either without lights after dusk or on the wrong side of the road."

Ceylon Observer.

Our dogs may well learn a lesson from this.