"The bride carried a large bouquet of Harum lilies."—South Staffordshire Times.

This sort has two stalks, of course.


Mistress. "Why have you put two hot-water bottles in my bed, Bridget?"

Bridget. "Sure, Mem, wan of thim was leaking, and I didn't know which, so I put both in to make sure."


THE ODD MAN.