A Bloodthirsty Critic.
The Nation on Saint Augustin, by Louis Bertrand:
"The student of Church history will do well to take Dr. Bertrand's Life."
First Sportsman (on the way home after dinner). "Hi! look out where you're going!"
Second Sportsman. "Look out yourself! You're driving, aren't you?"
First Sportsman. "No, I thought you were."