That entrap the unsophisticated male.

No, look out for what is vital, transcendental,

And ask yourself, before you choose your wife,

"Is she wholly unalluring, elemental

But arresting in her attitude to life?"

In fine if you believe in self-expression

And disdain to be a law-abiding man,

You must cultivate a hobby of insulting ev'ry bobby

Whenever you conveniently can.

You'll find him quite impervious to jesting,