The American gentleman who claims to have invented revues is shortly coming over to England for a holiday. Personally we should advise him to wait until the crime wave has died down a bit.
It is pleasing to note that in spite of the recent spring-like weather the Poet Laureate is calmly keeping his head.
In their last Note to Holland on the subject of the ex-Kaiser's trial the Allied Governments drop a hint that it was they and not Holland who won the War. It is impossible to be too definite on this matter.
Cotton, it is announced, has gone up to tenpence a reel. The new American whisky stands at the same figure.
"Boys sing automatically, like parrots," declares the choirmaster of St. John's Church, Grimsby. His facts are wrong. The only thing automatic about a parrot is its bite.