Pupil. "WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, AM I A BASS OR A BARITONE?"
Teacher. "NO—YOU'RE NOT."
INTELLIGENT ANTICIPATION.
"If births can be arranged would not mind taking charge of children in lieu of passage."
Advt. in "Statesman." (Calcutta).
"It is unsafe even to curry favour with the French just to spite your own Prim Minister."
Sunday Paper.
Mr. LLOYD GEORGE has been called a lot of things in his time, but—prim!