From a concert programme:—
"Recitatif et Grand air D'oedipe à Cologne."
It was after the long march to the Rhine, no doubt, that the hero acquired the nickname of "Swellfoot."
THE DREAM TELEPHONE.
I go to bed at half-past six
And Nurse says, "No more funny tricks;"
She takes the light and goes away
And all alone up there I stay.
And, as I lie there all alone,