Staff Officer. All I want is a new leather band for this wrist-watch. Got one?
Assistant (with joy). Thank 'eaven I 'ave! Gaw bless the Army!
F.A.
Helen's elder Sister. "YOU KNOW, ALL THE STARS ARE WORLDS LIKE OURS."
Helen. "WELL, I SHOULDN'T LIKE TO LIVE ON ONE—IT WOULD BE SO HORRID WHEN IT TWINKLED."