There is a cupboard underneath the stair

Where moth and rust hold undisputed sway,

And here is hid my old civilian wear,

And my wife sits and plays with it all day,

Since Peace is imminent and, I'm advised,

Even the bard may be demobilised.

She is a woman who was clearly born

To be the monarch of a helpless male;

And when she says, "This overcoat is torn,"

"These flannel trousers are beyond the pale,"