THE CHURCH IS IN DANGER!—No, not while her Ministers do their duty. But those who go to church, this weather, are in great danger of catching severe colds unless they wear Furs, and these can be best obtained at &c.
MURDER!—This very objectionable practice will never be persevered in by any person who will peruse the new and startling Novel of the "Tinderbox and the Tombstone," now publishing in Trash's Weekly Miscellany, price One Penny.
YOU DID IT! I SAW YOU.—And seeing you made me do it, and I will never again omit to do it every Saturday night of my life, Ma'am. "Do it—do what?" Can you ask? Buy Tallow Candles at Dipps's, Tottenham Court Road, &c.
THE LOVELY YOUNG LAVINIA ONCE HAD FRIENDS, and would have preserved them to this day, if, when she had them to dinner she had abstained from giving them deleterious compounds, which made them drop her acquaintance, and had caused them to drink the Sparkling Pale Ale, sold by &c.
THE TIMES NEWSPAPER HAS STOPPED—Yes, and we hope it will continue to stop the mouth of many an impudent pretender, especially any one, should he arise, who should pretend that Buggins's Patent Warming Pans are not one-third cheaper, two-thirds handier, three-thirds neater, and four-thirds lighter than any other. To be had at &c.