SPENDING TIME.
"What makes you spend your time so freely, Jack?"
"Because it's the only thing I have to spend."
THE LESSON PROFITED BY.
An attorney traveling with his clerk to the circuit, the latter asked his master what was the chief point in a lawsuit. He answered, "If you will pay for a couple of fowls to our supper, I'll tell you." This being agreed to, the master said, "The chief point was good witnesses." Arrived at the inn, the attorney ordered the fowls, and when the bill was brought in, told the clerk to pay for them according to agreement. "O Sir," said he, "where are your good witnesses?"
BLACK WORK WELL PAID.
A clergyman meeting a chimney sweeper, asked whence he came?
"I have been sweeping your reverence's chimneys."
"How many were there?"
"Twenty, Sir."