To mount the giddy top-mast, he

Would doff awhile his long-tail’d Coat.

What makes you simper, then, and sneer?

From out your own eye pull the mote;

A pretty thing for you to jeer!

Haven’t you, too, got a long-tail’d Coat?

Oh! “Dick’s scarce old enough,” you mean?

Why, though too young to give a vote,

Or make a will, yet, sure, Fifteen

’s a ripe age for a long-tail’d Coat.