What! would you have him sport a chin
Like Colonel Stanhope, or that goat
O’Gorman Mahon, ere begin
To figure in a long-tail’d Coat?
Suppose he goes to France—can he
Sit down at any table d’hôte,
With any sort of decency,
Unless he’s got a long-tail’d Coat?
Why Louis Philippe, Royal Cit,
There soon may be a sans culotte;