So I depart off feeling like an umpossibility.
Hoping you are the same,
Yours truly,
Hashimura Togo.
XXI
The Head of the House
To Editor Good Housekeeping Magazine, civilized personality who knows everything about home except what goes on,
Dear Sir:—Last place from which I was rebounded were home of Mrs. & Mr. Annette Pratt, Curfew Glen, N. J. These individuals, though not peculiar from themselves, had home-names what distincted them entirely. Hon. Mrs. Pratt was Mother Love, Hon. Mr. Pratt was Father Darling and Hon. Daughter Pratt was Mabel Dear. This Mabel Dear was half-past schoolgirl age. She enjoy such aggrevated health that her mother make considerable worry for her.
“Why should not Mabel Dear help Togo make housework?” require Hon. Husband while seeing her idly resting.
“She must enjoy her headaches each morning during housekeep hours,” snuggest Mother Love. “It are fashionable to be illhealthy until noon.”
“Her illhealthiness do not keep her from tennis-play, night-set-up, tango & flirtating which she do considerable,” commute Hon. Him with grouches in his voice.
“Fortunately she can accomplish slight duties expected of any high-bread girl,” gollup Hon. Mrs.