“When I was boy my mother knew nothing about Vermin Castle dance, yet she could make doughnut, quilt, soap, beds and many other delicious home cooking,” he glub.
“Father Darling,” yellup Mabel Dear from her sofa where she layed with her fatigue, “Mother Love says I can have new Harper’s Bazar dress for Judkins-Perkins wedding festival ball.”
“I am too busy going to my office!” he snarrel while departing with door.
This Mabel Dear are Miss Lady of such great importantness that it give me great sorrow of brain to think she was born to merely New Jersey condition of real estate. When Hon. Father pass off she tell this sadness to her mother.
“Mother Love,” she say so, “it create considerable humility in my prides for see Togo open doors with soapsuds thumbs when Hon. Percy Twill, whose home contain several butlers, arrive here for flirtation and observe our poverty.”
“Mabel Dear I sympathize to you for our downslide in world. Since marriage to Father Darling I have expected very little. Before marriage my home was entirely surrounded by footmen.”
“Why you no brought 3 or 4 of those here?” are bright question for me.
“Eavesdripper! Return to kitchen duty!” they holla together like chorus girls. Yet I heard more from other keyholes.
“How I go to Judkins-Perkins dance with only one dress?” I hear Mabel Dear ask it.
“Are not one dress sifficient for one dance?” I require silently from myself while refraining my voice.