Mary L. Montfusser.
Next place where I took this note were home of Hon. Mrs. & Mr. Wm. Vanderbitt Jones, residing in very swollen location located near Aspic Falls, N. J. That neighborhood was so formula that it make me feel quite English while approaching up to it. I was included into rear entrance amid buttlers, where Hon. Mrs. Vanderbitt Jones, crystalized lady of expensive beauty, arrive there and require, “You unstand how serve tea?”
“Tea are favorite drunk of Japan,” I exaggerate pridefully. “It are served there with ceremony——”
“It are served here with tango,” she snib stylishly. “Did you ever learn how?”
“Never yet,” I nudge, “yet I can quickly learn to include that amid cream & sugar.”
“How irritated!” she snib while making her fingers touch her fashionable hairs. “Howeverly, since it is too late already, you must remain staying.”
A English buttler without any H in his words took me to long room and show me how pile up furniture and remove off all explosive glassware from table.
“Why you make so much removal?” I ask to know.
“When tea-drink begin they commence dance,” he acknowledge.
“Tea never make persons dance in Japan,” I snagger.