Hon. Brit. Com.—When he got 50 yard ahead of Brittish runner in race.
Hon. Am. Com.—Will you permit-it for Hon. America run-man to race it again & show how swiftly he can?
Hon. Brit. Com.—Answer is, No!! Because he could run several footsteps better than Hon. Brittish run-man who would be beat. It are slavish to be beat. Brittens seldom shall be slaves.
Hon. Am. Com.—If our runs is the swiftest should they not have the most medals pinned all over them?
Hon. Brit. Com.—The race are not always for the swiftest, Hon. Sir—not while Brittish gods are ruling Olympus!
5—After above dyelog rioting, cat-calling & other sports shall be enjoyed & American athletes can go home or to any other blazes they seen fit.
While attempting a slumber on couch of room Uncle Nichi & Cousin Nogi come in & make a joint debate with loud voices, which is very carelus about my health.
“Hon. London Times decuss 400-meater-run in an entirely Christian way,” corrode Uncle Nichi who lacks dog-sense like O-Fido. “Them great & pompus news-print say: ‘It were a unfortunate incident—therefore it are closed.’”
“London Times know-how to be nice to Americans on all occasions,” explode Nogi. “She speak of 400-meater run like she speak of Revolutional War & other uncleaned things.”