“America beat English in Revolutional War,” rasp Uncle for discovery.
“Of sure she did,” obligate Nogi, “but on them occasion she was the home team. If such a wars had been fot on Brittish soil maybe Hon. Geo. Washington would of been dishqualified for crowding Gen. Corn Wallace off track. Facts of history is often shaved by such close razors.”
“Sport between such great nations should be gentle & just, whitewashed with truth & free of grafts,” commute Unc.
“So should Christianity, Socialism & Hearst Independence Leg,” otter Nogi, “but are they?”
“Them great kingdoms should meet in a amature spirit,” I gap, because can’t sleep by racket.
“What you mean by ‘amature spirit’?” require Nichi.
“When Primrose Athletick Club & Telegraf Hill Wonders meet in vacated lot to enjoy baseball, then amature spirit are observed,” say Nogi. “Hon. Casey go to bat-stick. Some ball-throws is indulged for vain clubbing. ‘Outside, please!’ yall Hon. Empire. ‘Liar, please!’ jacklate Primrose Athleticks in unicorn. Language is thrown everywheres followed by bat-sticks, grand-stands, etc., which is beaten upon skull until intermission by Hon. Police.”
“And yet should civilized persons feel so bleed-thirsty about innocent & friendly sport?” ask Uncle to know.
“More fraxures, murders, assault & batters, divorces & strangles is caused by innocent & friendly sport than by jelousy, love, maniac, drunk & any other branch of crime excepting of Life Insurance. Look on blotter of Hon. Crime Court & see what blots appear there for following crimes: