“Do you not say jokey-talk when you mention that Hon. Prince among other Hon. Freaks?” I inquire to know.
“Ah no!” rejoy that Frank. “Is not one Hon. Prince some Freak? Yes, surely so! Is not one baby born with crown on top of skull as curio to see as one baby born with six ears? Boots can be bet on it!”
“Too sad,” I collapse with tear-drop of eye. “When one Hon. Prince come to this U. S. persons should be more politeness. They should not make groups around him with scissors to cut away souveners from him. They should not lift off his Hon. Derby to take peeps at his Hon. Crown. Maybe he is sensitive about his deformity!”
“Hon. Princes is not entirely like other common Freaks,” debate Hon. Frank.
“With what for difference?” I reject.
“Common Freaks is supported by Museums which do very well. Hon. Princes is supported by Tradition which often forget to pay salary. Hence appropriations must be voted in U. S. Senate for International Marriages.”
My cousin Nogi, which hear them words we spoke in Japanese syllables, come up and say,
“If Hon. Senator Pelkins permit Hon. Duke de Buzzi to marry his family, will this not be considered unpatriotick act to do? Will not Hon. Senator occupy anonamous position in U. S. Senate?” This from Nogi.
“I am reminded of fudge!” I relapse with expression of iced aristocrat. “He will occupy elsewhere position!”