!!WORLD TIPPING OVER!!
SIR ARTHUR WALLOP, NOTORIOUS SCIENTIST SAY, “EARTH IS
OVERLOADED ON EAST SIDE!”
INHABITANTS OF CHINA MUST MOVE BEFORE
AWFUL SPILL!
If I seen them headlights on paper, Mr. Editor, I would enjoy great fright and spend 25c to get more later editions.
Mr. Editor, I did not noticed your signature among them 97 rulers of America mentioned in statistick of Hon. La Folette. Maybe I subscribe to wrong paper.
Yours truly,
Hashimura Togo.
S. P.—Will Mr. Abruzzi be entitled by marriage to seat in U. S. Senate? I am confused for reply.
H. T.