When Russian Revolutional leader gets took with a dream he say, “Ah! I have got a Program!” Immediate sensation enjoyed among Red Wing of Holy Terror Synod.
“What to do with?” require Hon. Snortsky, Radical Leader from Dynamitovitch Province.
“To read it,” say Hon. Leader. So he fold out following Program which he read with considerable elocution:
1—10.30 P.M. to-night Russian people will meet at Smithsky’s Vodka Parlours and declare themselves free of the yoke of Ramanoff.
2—11.30 they will go sneekretly with brass band to grocery store of Samsky Jonesoff and sign Declaration of Independence.
3—12.30 they will stand together and give pass-key word of Revolution “Potempotemptomjinvery,” which will be sign for up-rise of peasants in Baltick Province.
4—1.30 they will go to bed, setting infernal machines for 8.29, when get-up will ensue.
5—9.30 all common people of Russia will go to Nevsky Prospeckt, where Hon. Czar & bullet-proof procession will make pass-by going to Peace Conference at Hague. Hon. Czar, wife & family, Grand Duke Splurgius, Grand Duchess Nazimova and all other persons with such names will enjoy blow-up with infernal machines.
6—Russia will then become Constitutional Republick with plans furnished by Bluejean V. Debs.
This delicious Program are given to Russian people who, with fanatick enthusiasm, carry it out as following: