And the ponies—my pet little Grey,

And Miss Slimlegs, and Giraffe, and Beauty:

(But you know, love, they're all under size,

And so don't pay a farthing of duty;)

The coach-hacks, but two hundred pounds:

(We don't drive our own tits—that's dear:)

So I wish you the joys of the season—

Merry Christmas and happy New Year!

And, oh dear! here's a note from your steward!

He says your estate he's been round,