Where a spruce, gay, and buxom dame,

Behind a counter stood.

And, as with horny fist he smoothed his hair,

He thus bespoke that lady debonaire:

"Cut us a slap-up slice of Cheshire cheese,

And tip's a twopenny burster, if you please."

Here, 'tis befitting to relate the guise,

In which Bob met the gentle lady's eyes.

A poll with matted carrots thatched,

A face with mud and smut bepatched,