A neck and chest scarce half begirt

With a lugubrious, yellow shirt,

A slip of waistcoat here and there,

Breeches, a demi-semi pair,

And not a vestige of a coat—

Such was our earthy sans culotte.

When such an apparition met her view,

What was most natural the dame should do?

Straightway address her dainty self,

To seek the treasures of her shelf?