Furst Corse.
Mince pie.
Second Corse.
Pumpkin pie and turkey.
Third Corse.
Lemon pie, turkey, and cranberries
Fourth Corse.
Custard pie, apple pie, chocolate cake and plum pudding.
Dessert.
Pie.
4. HOBSON'S CHOICE
[Suitable caricature for any one who tries to make merit of doing what he cannot help.]
"If my employer does not retract what he said to me this morning I shall leave his store." "Why, what did he say?" "He told me to look for another place."
5. WHEN TO BE SILENT
[A silent guest might tell this to show that he had found a way to be of greatest service at a banquet.]
Mrs. Penfield—"My husband has found a way by which he says I am of the greatest help to him in his literary work."
Mrs. Hillaire—"How nice that must be for you, my dear! But how are you able to do it?"
Mrs. Penfield—"As soon as I see him at his desk I go into another room and keep perfectly quiet until he has finished."