Yours faithfully,
JOSEPH MILLER, Junr.
SPECIMENS OF KINEMATIC PEDAGOGY
LANGUAGES
French
A garden. My aunt. She meets the gardener, who introduces his aunt to her. My mother and father arrive with the gardener’s mother and father. They mutually interrogate regarding the localization of a missing pen. They divide up into search parties, chanting “Where is the pen of the gardener’s aunt?” Alas! if only there were an answer, it would lead to the next question, “Where is my Chardenal?”
Latin
Enter Mr. Pickford (not Mary’s father), bearing a large table in six cases. The consignee removes all the cases, and the table is declined. A Lord walks across the screen. He looks like a War Lord. He is declined. A Boy and a Master come in. The boy deprives the Master of his e’es. They go out together botanizing, and find consonant stems; and here endeth the lesson.