Most people repent ov their sins bi thanking God they aint so wicked az their nabors.
Thare iz one thing i notiss.—When a man falls down on the ice, whare the water iz an inch, and a haff deep, he never seems to feel proud ov the job =
Josh Billings
The goose, like sumother folks, haz more politeness than thare iz enny need ov.—i hav seen them lower their heds, in going into a barn door, 18 foot high.=
I hav. Josh Billings
SCORPIO, THE SKORPION.
When the pinch comes, he is thar.