It iz so eazy to advise another fellow to set down in a dentists chair, and hav a big dubble tooth jerkt out, that i hav often wondered whi we didn't try it ourselfs.=
Less so. Josh Billings
I say to 2 thirds ov the ritch people in this world—make the most ov yure money, for it makes the most ov yu.=
Happy thought.= Josh Billings
Q.–Who had the best artikle ov pashunce?
A.–Job. His pashunce waz biled down to a spot.
A stirring man iz nabor Bush,
Yu never ketched him idle;
Six daze he works, and sundaze he
Salts geese, and reads the bible.
