It iz dredful eazy tew mistake what we think for what we know; this iz the way that most ov the lies git born that are traveling around loose.
Ambishun iz like a tred wheel; it knows no limits; yu no sooner git tew the end ov it than you begin agin.
We are never in more danger ov being laft at than when we are laffing at others.
Free living leads tew free thinking, free thinking leads tew free loveing, and free loveing leads to the devil.
It iz az hard work tew make a weak man upright az it iz an empty bag.
Good breeding seems tew be the art ov being superior tew most people, and equal tew all, without letting them kno it.
Children are like vines; they will klimb the pole yu set up for them, be it krooked or strate.
Happiness iz not only the choicest posseshun, but tha cheapest; it kosts nothing, if you only think so.
Idleness, like industry, iz ketching.
The devil iz the father ov lies, but he failed tew git out a pattent for hiz invenshun, and hiz bizzness iz now suffering from competishun.